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NLP Theatre Company's brilliant production of Des Dillon`s anti-sectarian play Singin` I'm No a Billy He's a Tim has been greeted by standing ovations at the SECC in Glasgow, and recieved 4 star reviews from major broadsheets

NLP will be performing "Singin` I`m No a Billy He`s a Tim" throughout Scotland and Ireland in 2009, taking the production to some of the biggest and best theatre`s in Britain.

The Company have also started planning a trip across the Atlantic for a run of performances in New York City 2010.

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"First Class!!" - SUNDAY MAIL

"A genuine must see" - THE BIG ISSUE

"Consistently funny yet highly authentic" - THE SCOTSMAN

27/11/08 - BILLY & TIM TICKETS ON SALE 1ST DEC 2008
27/10/08 - Check out NLP Theatre`s New media features
08/10/08 - Back at the Citizens (Main Stage) by popular demand
05/10/08 - Latest audience Feedback from Billy & Tim
30/09/08 - Alex Salmond: A message of support for NLP
29/09/08 - Jack McConnell is backing NLP Theatre Company
28/09/08 - Fergus Ewing on anti-sectarian play
26/09/08 - The Big Issue: An Old Firm favourite ****

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"Singin` I`m No a Billy He`s a Tim" (2009)

What happens when you lock up a Celtic fan?

What happens when you lock up a Celtic fan with a Rangers fan?

What happens when you lock up a Celtic fan with a Rangers fan on the day of the Old Firm match?

Fireworks! Thats what!

Billy a die hard Rangers fan and Tim a faithful Celtic supporter are locked up together on the day of the Old Firm Match, Can Harry the ever watchful turnkey, keep them apart?

BILLY: An Irish Scot. Oh f**k, Ive heard it aw noo, an Irish Scot.

TIM: What?

BILLY: Born in Coatbridge, never even smelt Ireland, an he`s an Irish Scot.

TIM: See, that`s the reaction ye get every time ye say that.

BILLY: No F**kin wonder.

TIM: What`s up wi bein an Irish Scot?

BILLY: Nothin, I`m a tangerine banana.

TIM: No, ye`re an Orange b**tard