
What happens when you lock up a Celtic fan?
What happens when you lock up a Celtic fan with a Rangers fan?
What happens when you lock up a Celtic fan with a Rangers fan on the day of the Old Firm match?
Fireworks! Thats what!
Billy a die hard
Rangers fan and
Tim a faithful
Celtic supporter are locked up together on the day of the Old Firm Match, Can Harry the ever watchful turnkey, keep them apart?
BILLY: An Irish Scot. Oh f**k, Ive heard it aw noo, an Irish Scot.
TIM: What?
BILLY: Born in Coatbridge, never even smelt Ireland, an he`s an Irish Scot.
TIM: See, that`s the reaction ye get every time ye say that.
BILLY: No F**kin wonder.
TIM: What`s up wi bein an Irish Scot?
BILLY: Nothin, I`m a tangerine banana.
TIM: No, ye`re an Orange b**tard